AGWW Online - Log 2003/03/11

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Sidestory: Mage Deathmatch

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 A.C.Newton (Sons of Ether) - played by Stayka
 Asmodai (Virtual Adepts) - played by Asmodai
 eye_onus - played by 'Top Hat' Jon
 Agent Kevin Grey (NWO) - played by Stayka
 ZenCadet - played by Nimrod Jones
 Marvin Black (Hollow One) - played by Sven

ZenCadet returns in a tank to destroy Agent Grey and notices that he's buggered off.

<Asm0dai> any comments?

<La_ST> Chaos ^_^

<eye_onus> NO!

<Marvin_Black> We are doomed. Oh.. ehm... sorry ;)

<La_ST> This was not very constructive, but I hope no one got bored anyway.

<Asm0dai> LOL! Well, it was fun, escpecially once we all got together...

<Marvin_Black> Yup. The time was well spent for char elaboration ^_^

<Asm0dai> Besides I think that since we are all human, we should get out in a while and simply drink, sing and joke. In my long standing games I tend to LARP that ;)

<eye_onus> Yeah, even fictional characters need to be raucous now and then.

<Marvin_Black> Asmo: Hey.. Don't discriminate Marv!

AC_Newton sings "Girls just wanna have fu-hun..."

Asm0dai starts singing EMI.

<ZenCadet> Well, hopefully next week will make up for it. But we're going to have to work out what the hell to do about me. :)

<La_ST> Zen: Well, maybe we can use Stormbringer for you.

<ZenCadet> The thought did cross my mind.

<Asm0dai> "So unlimited supply... there is no reason why..."

<La_ST> Hannibringer ^_^

<Asm0dai> "EMI... EMI... too many people have to sass..."

La_ST is now known as AgentGrey

<ZenCadet> Yay!

ZenCadet shoots his tank at Agent Grey!

AC_Newton looks evilly at Zen

<eye_onus> DAN is on a mission to figure out how to destroy the bracelets, and is unavailable at this time. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep, and he will get back to you as soon as he is finished. *beep*

<Asm0dai> ROTFL

ZenCadet fires the machine gun mounted on top of it, riddling Grey with holes.

AgentGrey jumps up in best Matrix style and grins. He had a Forcefield on.

Asm0dai sits down in the desert, looking at the tank wars, drinking his cold tequila sunrise.

<ZenCadet> Damn you!

Asm0dai starts a Correspondance effect to track them in slo-mo.

Marvin_Black joins Asmo.

ZenCadet suits up into a samurai suit.

Asm0dai is fascinited by Grey's fluidity...

<Marvin_Black> Good demostration what the world is all about.

Asm0dai loves Nimrod's style... and the big gun approach.

eye_onus finds someone with a bracelet and gets to work trying to destroy it - and kills the Agent instead. Oops.

ZenCadet *CA-CHUNKs* his suit over to Grey.

Asm0dai comments... Oh, Nimrod will now attack wih a Katana!

AgentGrey put on a Martinez.

<Asm0dai> Hey, no fair! Technocratic toys and magic are out! Do it like men!

AgentGrey is a Union agent and has access to Union equipment.

<Marvin_Black> Why do they always deny they know what the world and life are all about, when they are demonstrating it non stop?

<Asm0dai> Dunno...

eye_onus sneaks up behind Grey.

AgentGrey evades both eye and Zen

eye_onus prepares his weapon.

<Asm0dai> It is fun though. I'll set up a pay per view for the Demise...

ZenCadet energises his suit's shields and draws an almighty huge sword and swings it at Grey.

<Marvin_Black> It's like one of those educational movies.

<Asm0dai> Oh, nice classic D&D move...

eye_onus shoves a pencil into the back of Grey's neck!

<Asm0dai> That was a nasty one!

AgentGrey jumps up

<Asm0dai> Oh, WE HAVE TAG BATTLE! 2 on 1... What will they think of next?

ZenCadet shoots lazer beams from his eyes.

AgentGrey tries a classical "Death from above".

<Asm0dai> Oh, a classic Clark Kent move, that is devastating, Marv!

eye_onus shoves needles into Grey's feet.

ZenCadet blocks with a counter strike.

<Asm0dai> (Let's go and be commentators, Marv.)

AgentGrey attempts to smash eye while landing on him.

eye_onus dodges.

ZenCadet hits Grey with enough force to destroy a small moon.

<Asm0dai> Astounding... Will he survive that? GREY SEEMS TO BE HIT HARD!

AgentGrey just flies through half of the Demise, but recovers.

<Asm0dai> What will he do next?

eye_onus turns Grey in a slice of bread and pops him into a toaster.

<Asm0dai> Find out after this commerical break.

AgentGrey shakes his head dizzily.

<Marvin_Black> He doesn't want to give in and die it seems.

<ZenCadet> Why... won't... you.. just... DIE!

<Marvin_Black> How will he be able to recover though?

ZenCadet leaps while Grey is stunned!

AC_Newton activates her personal shield, draws her proton pistols and helps Kevin.

<Marvin_Black> But it's no tag match, it's a two on one handicap match.

eye_onus blows up the toaster with Grey-bread still inside.

<Asm0dai> OH, GREY IS BACK ON HIS FEET... This little tyke seems to have all the willpower of the world!

AC_Newton shoots at Zen.

ZenCadet slashes with his giant sword!

AgentGrey rolls out of Zen's way.

<Asm0dai> ...or is it just wonderful Acey Newton's virginity that he is going to get if he wins?

AC_Newton blushes and wonders if she should shoot Asmo, too.

ZenCadet has his shields up and AC's shot bounces off him.

eye_onus grabs the Grey-toast and begins to butter it.

Asm0dai starts a spotlight on Acey in the crowd.

<Marvin_Black> This evolves to an total sloberknocker all out brawl! Where's the referee?

eye_onus was kicked by Asm0dai (God sez: 1 on 1)

<Asm0dai> The referee is gone.

eye_onus has joined #agww

AC_Newton has her silver/white spacesuit on and blazes into the battle!

eye_onus starts to mow down on the Grey-toast.

<eye_onus> It's 2 on 2 now!

eye_onus was kicked by Asm0dai (Referee GOD: 1 on 1, boy genius)

ZenCadet spins, slicing AC's gun from her hand, but leaving her undamaged, while in the same move backflipping to land behind Grey and impale him in the back!

eye_onus has joined #agww

<Asm0dai> Since we mentioned these two behemots will be fighting, no judge would enter! Oh, what a turn of events!

AgentGrey turns around and backhands Zen before he can stab him.

<Asm0dai> It seems that the lovely Miss Newton has joined this all out brawl! Will she survive!

AC_Newton takes her other pistol and tries to stun Zen.

ZenCadet swings with the backhand and kicks Grey squarely in the jaw.

<Asm0dai> Ladies and gentlepersons, this has become an all out brawl match!

<eye_onus> Fine, I'll stay out of it and let AC and Grey take on Zen by himself.

AgentGrey falls back, but the Martinez protects him.

AC_Newton doesn't get into the fight when eye gets out.

<Asm0dai> (You can join in if Acey stays :))

ZenCadet slams the ground creating a point 10 earthquake to destabilize Grey!

<Marvin_Black> No DQ, Streetfight, hardcore rules, last man (woman) standing match. Without ref... Asmo, did you expect something like that?

<Asm0dai> Wow!

AgentGrey tries to get back on his feet.

eye_onus turns Grey into a lawnchair.

AgentGrey just shrugs of the Deviant Magick that eye tries to apply.

<Asm0dai> Marv, it was good that we created this unbreakable platform to view this.

AC_Newton looks admiringly at Kevin.

<AC_Newton> What a guy!

<Asm0dai> It seems that a number of poor viewers have fallen into the pit Nimrod created!

ZenCadet lunges at Grey (bright colours flashing behind him) and hits Grey repeatedly with 1,000 rapid punches within the space of a second.

<Asm0dai> Oh, a classic Dragonball! Fascinating!

<eye_onus> Now, was that a Matrix rip-off or a DBZ rip-off, I wonder?

AgentGrey turns the forcefield higher, it blazes, but deflects the blows.

<Asm0dai> Marv, now this really is the fight of the century!

ZenCadet goes for the ultimate blow!

ZenCadet kicks Grey in the gonads.

<eye_onus> Ow.

<Asm0dai> Owww, that had to hurt! Grey squeals since he has just been emasculated!

AgentGrey fortunately sticks in that Martinez suit.

<ZenCadet> You ain't getting close to AC for a while...

AgentGrey grabs Zen with his suit-empowered strength.

<Asm0dai> (Grey has just had a Martinez part shoved up his ass and balls.)

AC_Newton runs to Zen and slaps him hard.

<AC_Newton> Don't you dare incapacitate him that way!

<Asm0dai> Owww! That had to hurt.

eye_onus turns Grey's gonads into soap bubbles.

ZenCadet doesn't feel a thing inside the Samurai suit.

<Asm0dai> (Zen, your cheek is glowing red.)

ZenCadet steps away, satisfied as Grey doubles over.

<Asm0dai> Oh, she might need those, Nimrod, leave them for the lady... We have a vat of Preserv-O for any parts you might need later.

AgentGrey hopes he won't be too battered when he jacks out. He had some ideas how to spend the rest of the night after all.

eye_onus smacks Grey for being impertinent.

AC_Newton slaps eye_onus, too.

Marvin_Black has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<Asm0dai> It seems that my colleague has fainted from all this action... Don't worry our professional hostesses will take care of that.

<AC_Newton> That's for smacking someone who already is down

eye_onus puts AC in time out.

ZenCadet has a big sign over his head and a voice announcing: "Zen Cadet Wins!" - ZenCadet punches the sky.

<eye_onus> Bad girl, stealing cookies from the cookie jar!

Asm0dai smiles as two skinnily clad, voluptuous babes start giving Marv a very interesting method of CPR...

AC_Newton runs to Kevin, plucking him out of the Martinez. She takes care of her Agent herself.

<Asm0dai> Seems that Grey has been beaten hard...

eye_onus puts AC back in time out.

<eye_onus> Uh uh, you're in trouble, Missy..

ZenCadet powers down his suit.

<Asm0dai> But how will he take the loss of his reproductive system? Or even the loss of his anal virginity thanks to that plate... That had to hurt! Our hopes go to Miss Newton that she will manage to repair the body... But the pride has been struck!

AC_Newton glowers at Asmodai.

<eye_onus> ROTFLMAO!!!

<ZenCadet> :)

<Asm0dai> We should do this more often :) It is a liberating experience :)

<ZenCadet> (nice commentary)

eye_onus reattaches his ass.

AgentGrey doesn't care as long he is so professionally nursed back to good health.

<Asm0dai> You mean by Acey's skilled hands ;)

<AgentGrey> What else?

AgentGrey grins impertinently.

eye_onus smacks Grey for being impertinent.

<ZenCadet> Oh well, bad luck, Acey. He's cheating on you for a nurse.

<ZenCadet> He clearly likes his ladies in a uniform.

Asm0dai hears ZenCadet, then he rushes screaming towards Grey... I WARNED YOU, NOW YOU ARE GONNA DIE!

AC_Newton smacks eye for smacking Kevin.

eye_onus puts AC in time out.

ZenCadet cackles evilly.

<AgentGrey> Hey, there is only one spacegirl I'm interested in!

<eye_onus> And a nurse.

AgentGrey omits that he actually only knows one spacegirl so far.

<ZenCadet> Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen...

Asm0dai comes next to him, looks him in the eyes and points out that he is a pitiful creature that is not worth to live. He uses Mind to make Grey depressive and kill himself.

<eye_onus> He's not alive, though. He's an NPC.

AC_Newton looks dangerously at Asmo.

<AC_Newton> You will leave him to me!

AgentGrey was kicked by Asm0dai (Grey just killed himself... That's what happens when he doesn't heed my warnings)

<eye_onus> Back in time out, AC!

<Asm0dai> Whoops...

AC_Newton sulks.

<Asm0dai> But he was cheating on you, Acey! With a nurse!

AgentGrey has joined #agww

<Asm0dai> Hmmm, seems I haven't plunged that pipe deep enough... Wait, I'll help.

<AC_Newton> *I* dressed as a nurse for him!

AC_Newton blushes.

<AC_Newton> Never heard of - cough - roleplay?

Asm0dai goes and starts wiggling the pipe and extracting Grey's intestines.

<eye_onus> Roleplay. Heh. Fun.

<Asm0dai> ROTFL

AgentGrey resets his icon.

Asm0dai looks at the intestines on the pipe

<Asm0dai> Oh... Sorry.

Asm0dai smiles innocuously and starts moving away.

AgentGrey will get back to the Meteor, see to any possible side effects of the little match and otherwise wait for his spacegirl to join him.

AgentGrey has quit IRC (Be seeing you!)

<Asm0dai> We should save this one as Mage Deathmatch.

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